Marriage Celebrant

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What marriage celebrants should be legally required to emphasize so millions of innocent people like me don't end up making the biggest mistake of our lives

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That’s why you should be well trained, in case things in life go south

shoulda done this on my wedding day

Ehh, coulda shoulda woulda

Haha I love the way the cat gets to the top of the fence then just jumps like stuff it, straight into the wall

Always we find one who tries to prevent us from getting married but we do not take it into account unfortunately...He becomes our enemy

yeah when the celebrant got to the 'speak now or forever hold your peace' part, i put my hand up as the groom

Lol this should also be use in conjunction with strong visuals.


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and if you try to leave


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goofey leaving is like me right swiping on tinder

Lol. All my love mistakes because of my playful hands :))

could barely recognize trump in his younger days

Do what I did while engaged and finding out it was a get the f outta here thing.

every night she'll drag you back
there's no escape

It's kind of implied by the whole diamond is forever thing, but people tend to misinterpret the meaning. What they're trying to say is this thing took years of heat and pressure to make and now it's going to cost you a lot of money for a really long time.

or you can just buy a 4 yr old girl a lump of coal
takes longer but it's the cheaper option

Well.... when you meet the ONE then forget all the marriage nonsense you will be tied to her FOREVER. Of course you have to find her.

LOL @traf, most often about your mistake, you will know at the last moment :D

Lol, sometimes, in order to understand the true mistake and draw a conclusion, it is necessary for the wedding to happen, ha ha ha :D

ofc, it is the biggest mistake ever. I had to listen to the message which is sent by the universe.

Brennan pulls out her speech from her boobs. She's practical.

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riverside wedding

We can say this is biggest mistake in life.
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Do what I did while engaged and finding out it was a get the f outta here thing.

holy shit ! he is so excited after get married don't be this guy.
I'm girl but still i hate marriage. Stay single .

What do you think is the secret to a long lasting marriage?

Nothing to say When pornstar ( KIM KARDASHIAN ) also said this.
Shame on this society.


Even become Gay, but don't get married.

Marriage Celebrant Coffs Harbour

very funny post

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I like this your funny post.


Happy hell journey. I'm still single and i don't want to make mistake like.

Thanks for social awareness LOL

@traf I know you're suffering in this problem. But nothing to do cause you've been stucked in this trap cause don't forget Your name was traf(trap)

dear @traf so funny post

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WOW VERY EXCELLENT POST.when you meet the ONE then forget all the marriage nonsense you will be tied to her FOREVER. Of course you have to find her.

For those who love God before they think about marriage they must be very careful

So sorry to learn of the serious knock. So grateful that you – upheaved and altered – that you are with us still. And for this 're-entry' too

Is there nothing a little make-up can't hide?

Ooh really you are so innocent but what you made biggest mistake.

after marriage when you can't last bed over 20 minutes.
Wife become Boxer :

This is really funny post,Hahahaaa..


giphy (3).gifIts right.i am agree your post.@traf