Sort:  

When my wife has one of these days I have the same thoughts about making mistakes
B6A21836-B6FF-41F0-9195-E8824A72A57A.gif

every day in my life
every effing day

Thanks for you...

Wow so nice funny

Its better then saying to your kids 'Im not your father, the milk man is'!

haha ya
that's why my kids are so ugly

When you make one of the biggest mistakes of the last few decades. All you can say is, "I'm sorry."

If anything, it is a teachable moment to talk to them about the dangers of drinking 151 proof liquor at your family reunion.

"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went into his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order to not give offspring to his brother." Genesis 38:9

Because problems will arise, take this important lesson about spilling seed. Remember to use the Onan method.

onan is savage
onan the barbarian

one of these erasers might have come in in handy

well she probably figured if those tattoos she could save on bras

Mine would be simple. We married each other because our parents decided we would 17 years prior.

but how did they know you were going to be gay?

If I comment on this my kids will buy me a drink but my wife will kill me so I will just laugh silently until she says, "What are you laughing about?" And I close my phone saying, "Oh just thought it's funny how we got together. You know, fate?"

you're a wiser man than me
i can never catch myself speaking my mind

It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+

Yes It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+

very intiristig :)

Thank for you sir

Thanks you so much @gentlebot

Thanks for you

Again Thanks you @gentlebot

@borshaislam yeah It was cause of your hairy big Dick !!!
Your bad lol ^_^

Thanks for @gentlebot for this amazing gift.

Thanks for you..

@traf,
Oh Dude, Obama missed a nice chance :D

But Traffy, If you were him you might be like Cuban ex-leader lol :D

Cheers~

Third tenure, hahahaha. The people will revolt before Michelle

That's a amazing funny @traf

Thank you sir....

Back to back reply, thank you so much sir...

Right that's amazing funny

thanks too you.

That's a amzing funny @traf

ha ha its big mistake..really funny @Traf

Now I see why they are still happily married

some things can not be undone

So you can spend your Steem as you want, it's a very good news @traf!

Please be careful regarding gold-digger

Feeling guilty and then angry..

so the kids were a mistake too?

nice meme tnx for share

Lol
Issue solved.Kill spouse, offer the children.

.Upps, it was a mistake.I have a lot of sleeping lit, My wife gave a slap on her cheeks!!that was a big mistake & It was my mistake. and i am sorry to say my wifehahahaha..I am waiting for the next one,it will more exciting & funny.Sir, @Traf. I wanna join with you sir,hehehe.Yeah, a great My Bad funny 🐸 🐸such an Laughable post..

Lol, when my children ask such questions, I understand that I'm pressed to the wall, but I pretend that I do not understand what it's about, hahaha

i think those two behind this Mark are also married they are both miserable!

It was meant to be a one night stand

Congratulations @traf your post so amazing hahaha

hahaha very beautiful funny...

There is still time. Kill wifey, sell the kids. Problem solved.

You always awe me with how you relate things in such funny ways 😄

Hahahaha, it was a mistake. I was so drunk and couldn't hold myself. Didn't know how it happened

That's a beautiful funny @traf

That's so funny...

ha ha its big mistake

That's a nice funny my dear friend @traf...

Wow really @traf that's awesome funny....

That's a beautiful funny @traf

Hope she doesn't sees this lol

Son, I was young and stupid, I'm sorry I did that to you.

My parents had already compromised me a few years ago, and what the fuck!

Where the fuck did I meet her? @traf? I better not tell you anything

JAJA, son, do not ask me that question, why dad? I do not want to remember it's day @traf

Every funny moment is a mistake. Hahaha ,so no sorry .keep doing that mistake again. Thanks for shairing.