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Suddenly you walk with your dog and do not realize when it disappears and there are many Chinese who look suspicious

whistles innocently
picks dog meat out of teeth

Haha it's like you have been transported to candy land


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i'm coming out a diabetic

He'll need those gloves, and probably a few penicillin shots, if he's in my town's red light district.

never knew penicillin cured HIV

Kikikikiki

I can imagine the happiness. Lol

And you and your bro decide to sneek out from your parents

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