New Marathon Personal Best

in #funny7 years ago

Ahh, I guess the word got out about the Uber driver who gave me a lift when I was competing in the Sydney marathon
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Haha coinsidently I came last in that race, needed a dump mid race when this happened and got trapped

You wouldn't have something to do with it would you lol

hmm be awkward continuing the race without changing

lol maybe the smell of poo on me would make people run the other way XD

your shit really got you stuck didn't it?

Haha yeah it was a shit day

That's some powerful gases - even got the whole portable toilet to tilt - I'm impressed

Lol yeah talk about explosive diarrhea

Or if you don't fit in the taxi you take the shortcut over the river

at least you'll all float

I've notice that cheating over many competitive sports is really getting out of hand. I wonder how far and wide the problem has spread in this generation.


When padawan cheats in wrestling to impress friends

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he should become a soccer player

Excellent.

lol or a soccer coach

Come on cheating is too fun not to try once in a while, especially when an irresistible opportunity permits


My favorite carnival game - Dunk A Fool

haha she does that on the button used to turn on the electric chair too

Next time, use Lyft limo service

The carbs will help give you energy to finish the race

haha or just cross the finish line in the fucking limo

Cheating exposed, when your wife is a sports fan and you are caught on national TV with your gf.


When side bitches cover been blown

going to have to explain that your cousin was in town and you were taking her to the game

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I used to see this stickers on the back of cars and thought they were advertising their fuel economy. Thought it was the stupidest thing in the world. Then I realized they were promoting the fact that they were in a marathon, which is kind of just as dumb. I mean, every car should be capable of running a marathon.

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I'm metric, but I'll take your word for it that the maths works out

Right. Those stickers are a bit ironic when on a vehicle.

@traf,
I found this guy while I was at the race and almost lost :D

Cheers~

hahaha @traf i'm going as fast as i can hhh

hhh this is you @traf after Uber driver lift :

I always thought it would be fun to combine Nascar and marathon running. Same track at the same time.

the driver was the one who put you up to it, it's a setup no one could refuse



He Was A Slick Cat Who Hustled Bets That Traffy Would Pass-Out During The Marathon

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and I expected to see a low, crashed sports car... seems like my expectations are just too high

lol

hahaha the first thing is that you competing in marathon is realy so crazy, i can believe it if you say,that you competing with your crazy posts in marathon, if they have new compitition for craziest posts, otherwise dont see you in anyother race @traf
so he announced your winning for you in your style
so a huge shout @traf win the gold medal

no one like CHEATERS

This is the driver who wins the racetrack in the Sydney marathon.

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@traf enjoy driving with his driver befor competing in marathon

The driver and his assistant are heading to the racetrack .

Lol, this driver, a big fan of presidents ha ha ha :D

Really that is fuuny.i think you enjoys it right?

this result when you try to show dexterity to your girlfriend .

hehehehe very funny! lol!

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put in a punchline or a reference & I'll throw in a vote

When someone promised me an upvote if i lose the race

nice your fun blog

Uber driver?
A lift?
Sydney marathon?
Lol 😂

wow ...fully lol

a lot of funny...
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it's not a computer game.. ;-)

The meraton is very good

Really that is fuuny.i think you enjoys it right?

my friend for you :)

Ahhh Hehehehe Nice joke buddy

@upvote Hehe

Let the marathon begin!
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When I see someone using uber during the marathon!

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so funny.........hahahah.......@traf

On second thought, you should have had him drop you off further than 100 yards from the finish line... 10 minutes after the race started.


not get a chance to come out. entire day had to stay in :( @traf

@resteemia

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