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you should not have taken foully advise, opening 15 porn windows to numb the pain has left you dehydrated and the computer malfunctioning again hasn't it


Last resort to HODL, remove access to the screen

...hmm....that matrix reference looks kinda creepy

source: goog

when you're stalking your ex and you see she's got a new bf

In this case you just go back to the good old faithful Porno mag!

At least you can understand your peculiar choices


My computer's grammar and spelling is worst than mine

you have a dyslexic system

When you don't see me at @traf

Something has gone wrong blocked my access to Steemit

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the thing's that's blocked your access to steemit is steemit
its screwy

abit abnormal (the kitty 🐱 on the keyboard)...wait it's normal....sounds like most of us especially when Steemit Inc is stalling

Yeah i get very confused starting Windows just looking for Cotorol and PigUp!

pigup was what he needed to get that spider big going

This is me, I thought I didn't get an 'Any' key because I got a computer discount with my senior card.

Doc do you still use an abacus as a calculator as well?

Wahaha, it took me a while to figure out what cotorol and pigup were.

What if I normally start it with my penis? Is that "normally abnormally"?

i guess the u in usb stands for universal for a reason

probably normal for a lot of sods here....what be unique is login-in with low hanging nuts

Windows is performing updates
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Do not shut down!

should be the steemit landing page

never porn and update it's in the windows guide

I was just about to throw my work computer at the wall because i didn't get to see the rest of that!

When I've been doing my homework for hours and forgot to save it before the computer crashes

Noooo, give it back. I thought only dogs eat homework
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It's as normal as having coffee in the morning, so if I don't start windows, it would be an abnormal day.

My computer is so slow, I think it contracted a virus and took wine with its medication

YES! Don't mind if I do....carry on then
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probably the only useful suggestion windows ever made

....also helps with the way the crypto market looks right now

Kids these days don't know the real struggle.

like a worm 🐛!

Such fond memories.

The way you start it abnormally:

Didn't even notice it untill you mentioned lol

When your computer asks if you'd like to start Windows normally
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Why can’t you just f.....g Google it!

Nice funny post..

i am confused !
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You turn into a black stripper? Nice.

Does the parket match the drapes?

Yeah i get very confused starting Windows just looking for Cotorol
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@traf,
Say Abnormally :D You might be get fired when you see it's started to check all disks and startup :D
After all it will say "File missing", so then you can start the computer in Normal way lol :D

Cheers~

I would rather have it start quickly and completely, without 10,000 spy ware and tracking programs, which would not be normal for Windows to start that way.

What's worse is if you wanna turn off the computer, you gotta click 'Start'.