Me, whenever my wife rolls over in bed
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7 years ago in #funny by traf (81)
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Then
this happened with your balls...
yeah we need to use a sheet of those balls as mattress springs
yeah those be traffy's balls, tough as nails
Hardened by years of abuse
and neglect
@traf,
Ha ha yeah poor me, this is how my legs looks like :D
And my child had a lot of complains :D
Cheers~
don't skip leg day
@trafalgar,
I didn't forget what happened in leg day :D
Cheers~
confucius says:
"Man who takes long time to stoke beaver, may still have block dam"
well easy to say when you don't look like road kill every time you make love to your wife
Geez Traf she is fat, so basically you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot just to Fu $k her ? Cant be easy with your bee sting either
she's dry as the sahara desert so that trick doesn't work
Dry as a nuns nasty
geez foully are you speaking from personal experience....you seem to have some detail insights
Well if you stroke it patiently, she'll give you the beaver.
That's a whooping big beaver
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bit on the hairy side, but i'll take it
You knew what you were signing up for when marrying her.Lots of fun:
we gotta get a new bed every 3 months
and Bam!
It doesn't make things better that her favorite sex move is the Flying Dutchman
takes a few tries to get it in the right hole but after the money we spend on food we just can't afford condoms
Hahaha !
God damn women....I thought we going for a sea-change not a tree-change!
razor broke after she did her armpits
As long as it's after she did her face
oooo she need a bushhog
poor traf got steemrolled
i bet my wife had bigger tits than that when she was 7
well i didn't want to make her too big after all your tip was still sticking up
yes success!..started getting
chikastammy to promoteboobiessexiness at traffy's, once we get @diebitch, @damira, @take5, @jedi-won, & @chiquibencomo to fall in line we'll really start pimping! Muahahah!I thought we agreed not to reveal the plan?
too late!
even they admit it's too late....exactly as planned!
Your diabolical plan may or may not work
yes you're right again, it's that diabolical because it makes you think, 'if it may or may not work'
after.....your wife's revenge... :)
only way to get me hard
wire fence gaps are way too large, can't stop traffy's penetration
That's pretty hot. Sure, you're flattened like a pancake, but at least she's is giving you some attention. Kind of kinky using a broom, but who am I to judge?
Yeah we have her ex on the front door step serving as a welcome mat
People With High Steem Power......Now It's time to sleep
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ummhmm....you know he be listening to Eminem while getting his BJs
Happy Funny Morning with @traf.
I like the Man with great sense of humor.
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life that's beautiful.
Haahhahaha .... what a funn.. i like your post. thanls for sharing
This is so funny @traf, i have upvoted your post and i am following you straight away to read more from you
Me after...
Hahaha..
really funny
thanks for sharing @traf
100% upvote + resteem done
Funny... buh she's your wife.. nice post
Good job
that's really bad dear friend @traf
but there are worse things
Exhausted?
@traf why are you so funny :D
hahaha you made me laugh this morning. Thanks for sharing
Traf u are just a funny guy, ur presentation are amazing. Thanks a lot and also visit me once u are free. @traf
Make sure you dress right for the
erectionoccasionPastels, can go wrong in hiding a bright boner with blinding bright tights that keeps all eyes away
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Geez Traf she is fat, so basically you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot just to Fu $k her ?
