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and after my wife goes out;

let the party begin!

or when the mother in law dies

When I see my ex dating someone and I pretend to don't care..

ya, i guess it cuts both ways

Hmm so I'm guessing I shouldn't be donig this then


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at least not in front of her
wait til she leaves

Haha would probably save my family jewels

goin' nuts or what :D

Also a correct response to a negative pregnancy test. Sometimes you just have to fake it to make it.

Gif from Giphy

maybe that guy is the only thing that's real and we're the ones that are cardboard cut outs

I will miss you honey.

Even the kids are like, "Oh, Yes!"

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would be better if the kids left with her

Ha... Does that ever happen?

lots of stuff to do

Why did you stop posting about animals? I liked your inactive hippo.

Lol, this is the best way to show your sadness, but in the soul rejoice that finally it happened, haha

he probably voted for trump

@traf,
When she ask "Are you fine?" wisely answer that question!

Traffy, this might be a very rare chance for every husband! Enjoy that moment so well

Cheers~

such a sad story

LoL traf, when my wife tells me about the evening with her girlfriends, I sadly retire before her eyes and turning around the corner of the house, happily fly to the bar to drink beer with friends :D

Wow sad funycilps
for sporting me vote &comment thanks

That's like Awwwwwww

When I see my ex dating someone and I pretend to don't care..

squeeze out a tear too

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