Ran Into My Ex Today

in #funny7 years ago

me: You look happy enough to have run into me, I guess you've finally forgiven me?

ex: No, I've just rolled my eyes so far back they've come back around to the front

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When you said you "ran into your ex", I thought you were going to say she isn't as quick at dodging cars as she used to be.

Haha Good one ☝️ 😂

haha ya she's really let herself go

Glad to have found your secondary account. I always enjoy your humor!

thank you, they're just very quick 1 liners and memes
I want to see more shorter content on here as I think they're far more likely to go viral

Plz follow me

Hahaha nice one

I am not happy.....oh no now i am carrying....

Oh my! i am running low in my SP can't upvote your post. I'' just resteem them.

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