Relief

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When you're been holding in a fart for the last 20 minutes and finally the meeting ends for you to leave the room and let it out

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If they design a Steem App like this for the phone, it will be a best seller.


The old pick up the phone and look casual release.

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this should be the mirror in every elevator

Hey @ traf, great post! I enjoyed your content. Keep up the good work! It's always nice to see good content here on Steemit!

The first blockchain-based thermal imaging app. Definitely worth a download in my opinion


Today morning I had that amazing feeling lol :D

Traffy, when it's releasing it gives me a wonderful feeling, likewise I feel Nirwana (as a Buddhist). I hope you know that feeling too :D@traf,

Cheers~

jerry seems to love it

chicken man :)

This is why we should start allowing pets at work.


Will be your scapegoat for a scooby snack

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i blame mine when i shit in the park

The CIA, FBI, MI6 have been working with canine for a long time, now you know why.

Lets hope no one behind her decides to spark up a ciggy


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hope she's available for babysitting around my area too

And that's how you teach your baby to think you can do magic

That Baby was to confused😂

lol Nothing about Princess Megan, royalty doesn't fart

i think this was before the wedding so it doesn't break your rule

Don't eat mexican jumping beans for lunch before meetings.

ya save them for your date

You know how noise cancelling headphones work by producing a soundwave that is an inverse to the ambient sound? They should make that for farts as well. It won't mask the smell, but at least no one will know where it came from and you wouldn't need to be all stealthy about it.

i'll stick it right up my ass to invert all my farts

That's the secret of a skillful release, learn to move along as you release, nothing looks more suspicious then being at the scene of a gas crime.

What is this fart you speak of?


I'm merely a wind whisperer

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She could have farted in the meeting and no one would suspect other wise, slim cute Asian chicks gets away with anything, so my manga says.

When your date leaves and you finally get to cut that fart you've been holding back for 5 hours.

After 20mins my fart will get re-absorbed back in, best to let it out or never.

This is how all employees react after finishing a meeting at work .

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I can imagine what their smell is. Ha ha.

luckily, you don't work in a pool.

I have no chance to fart at the work because of this fuckin water.

This is why it's always practical to wear brown.

Hahahah! Sorry for laughing :P

we use the thermal cameras in our office so nobody can fart. Otherwise, I can be a dangerous person in the office.

Why you hold it in: Your boss is sitting right in front of you...look the solution.

Hold it until you get the congratulations handshake from the Boss for the great presentation, then he'll really remember you!

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"BROOT !!" 5 seconds "BROOOOOOOTTT !!!" 5 seconds left 'BROOOOOTTPPSSSSSS... !!!"

I need to get outta here im about to explode
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After holding your fart for 20 minutes, when you released it but Accidentally there someone was Smoking LOL .....

If we get a Dalmatian I am doing this!

And someone follows to say you something.

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Funny Fake Sausage Stress Relief Squeeze Toy

lol

Get the sack

Bike Balls Bike Tail Light

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It was hard to play big fight match Jhon Cena vs Brokelessner with holding a fart !
ohhhhh ahhhh at last i did it ...........

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Wow
Really Amazing funny post.
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Hahaha! There are moments like that maybe not in a board meetings, maybe at the church, at the hospital or some places where you need to maintain decorum. For me i have experienced such, and when you finally let go of the "GAS" for a moment life becomes new to you in its own way.

For me... Farting is Freedom from the shackles of stomach oppression.

Good work keep it up.

let it gooo, let it goooo

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One of the embarrassing things for a woman when out farting in the crowd and in the office! Gif is very cool and very fun to enjoy.

How funny the picture is!!! "'Haaaaaaa

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