When the hooker shows up, takes one look at your face and says she'll need a few more drinks before she can do her job
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When the hooker shows up, takes one look at your face and says she'll need a few more drinks before she can do her job
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@traf,
When she show your tiny little penis, yeah it's obvious she might drink more to go further :D
Don't worry Traffy, when she drunk too much, she might not feel that tickling too :D
Cheers~
that's me in drag these days
Thanks for you
Be prepared when you wake up in the morning
because last night everything was photoshopped.
hmm, if you're dating mystique and she uses her mutant powers to mess with you
Thanks sir
Thanks
Beer googles are very cheap alternative to plastic surgery.
some of us can use all the help we can get
Thanks for you
Is that what she says before or after I take off my clothes? :-P
i think she charges extra for your wartz
Her satisfaction is of no concern of mine!
will have that carved on my gravestone
Lol. A nightmare, this I need to drink and a lot :)
gotta generally pay extra to have pets and role play involved
you're a high roller
One of two things
either see can estimate the thickness of you stiffened moisturized pleasure removal gland through your expression as she arrives
Or you damn Ugly
<3 :)
You're so wrong! lmao
Oytar 1pack please... hahaha
ha ha ha
this funny @traf
thank you for sharing
resteem
The finger always
When you get that girl from the bar in your room, but suddenly your beer goggles wear off
still cheaper than having a wife.
This is what she saw:
OMG
you are so wrong😲
Lol. I was wrong, I need a lot of vodka and I will do my job.
Oh, hell, I showed that I need to drink first, but they realized that I can work :)
I'm ready.
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LOL!
Well as a self respecting man......I am going to ..............I am going .....I am
I..............
Shit!............. I shouldn't have went out looking for a chick to rent in the first place
OMG I'm not that ugly :(
xD
I'm ready to Les going for party........ hahaha amazing funny. ......
A whole lot of drinks.
It's just the starting, she needs much more hahaha
I need a drink to be able to stand is your penis so small oh noo
I like that they take all the drinks they want so that they become bitches
it's so embarrassing that you have to drink several glasses oh no