Shopping For Wifetraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago When I'm out trying to buy a belt for my wife and the shopkeeper asks what size? gif from giphy #meme
You must spend more time with her. As a husband you spend more time on STEEMIT. But look how I am trying my best to avoid this situation!
Unfortunately it didn't work so far lol :D@traf,
Cheers~
yeah i'm more or less the same size
in more ways than one unfortunately
Haha lmao now why does this come to mind.
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I know this may be too much info, but I tend to hang to the left
Me when all of my assignments are overdue.
Haha good one lol
I will deliver at your home send me just 1000 steem .
Hey @traf i have underwear for your fat ass wife
fuck, I knew she had something going on behind my back
Good lord, where did you find this and what did you type into google to find it lol.
I think there is a sail boat down the marina missing a sail
On that time ladys reaction like : "wanna be pounded by the booty bitch? 😎 "
no shame at all if she asks is it in yet
ohhhhh really then that will be cool 😀
I'm surprised you even thought of buying anything after her $800 stunt.
Is this how life is going to be after marriage?
you'll find out
i don't want to ruin the surprise
The shock you mean.
Yeah dude she need magical slim sauna belt.
nice, I like how it makes you 15 years younger as well as thinner
Lol, in this case, I show the sample size directly to the seller, ha ha ha :D
straight from the vending machine
Usually when I’m buying belt for my wife, the shopkeeper asks “what for?”
Lol just shove a pair of smelly socks in her mouth
Sounds like you need to use the power of the mind in the bedroom then Traffy...big belt big.......
I don't fully understand. You are buying the tall and good looking black guy too?
Look this belt belong to my wife.
Hasemmmm.. Big size
Did they send him daughters?
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At least she didn't ask for a thong.
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The same size as Orion. (Throwing a bone to the astronomers out there. Both of you.)