Size Matters

[traf]

When I'm telling the surgeon how much I'd like it enlarged

gif from giphy

Comments

[theguruasia]

@traf,
Don't forget to say, it needs to be enlarge when time comes!

Otherwise it might end up like have an Anaconda around your stomach :D

Cheers~

[trafalgar]

keep going...
that's what my wife would say anyway

[diebitch]

You're missing the picture of the Doctor laughing and choking to death

[trafalgar]

choking it to death is exactly what i'll be doing with my shiny new penis

[konasharmin]

Thanks for you...

[oghie]

Stop spamming

[markzuckerbergs]

[dj123]

wait an orang-utan is Asian too!

like a brother calling you a mofo-nigger

[kartiksingh]

First Day Back at work... After Dick Enlargement Surgery.

[trafalgar]

i'm just glad that got an industrial sized lift installed and ready for me

[dj123]

looks like you need a whole team to assist

[dandesign86]

It seems you go to the same place as me for your enlargement- very skilled people

[trafalgar]

oh he's just the guy who does my circumcision

[mr-chuckles]

I ain't got much

But I make sure that I use everything I've got

[jasonshick]

While aesthetically being hung like a horse might be good.

But you gotta think more practical, it's how you put your Johnson to work that really matters

[jedi-won]

Did you really have to bring your dog along to illustrate?

[trafalgar]

nah, he came along cos I still had a bit of peanut butter i didn't wipe off properly

[peanutz]

Make it this long, and make sure it can get hard as a plank!

Now you can play pirate with your wife.

[peanutz]

Arrrgghhh.....the pirate strikes!

[feju]

Most welcome sir

[konasharmin]

Thanks for you...

[loverman]

I am your new friend @gentlebot.

[raselkhan566]

Thank you @gentlebot for again come back.

[ahsanshakil]

100% right

[steem-works]

Yes

[syilegirl]

Thank you for getting long and hard Sir

[altafwani]

haha what is this after all

[konasharmin]

Thanks for you sir...

[feju]

Thank

[raselkhan566]

I really proud of you.

[ahsanshakil]

Thanks you very much @gentlebot

[syilegirl]

Thank you again Sir

[loverman]

Many many many thanks thanks thanks.

[steem-works]

Getting long

[glorimarbolivar]

@traf I can not believe that you have it this way as a small nooo

[steem-works]

@traf very funny man

[mcshakil]

Thanks for you

[onyima]

I want it this long, big and flexible, my wife said ao

[onyima]

Hello are you the surgeon, my wife asked me to give you this measurements, and said you should add the bending effect

[heremonium]

We've got to get real. Like really, where do you want to put it?

[joshua-golbuu]

The nurse will bark at you if you don't follow instructions.

[markzuckerbergs]

Best erection result after surgery.

[thorr]

Big dick are hard to handle .
I hope your wife don't face problems during blowjob.

[magnata]

Lol .When the surgeon refused to increase it, we decided to try it ourselves :)

[kartiksingh]

Real talent.

[dj123]

i'll be more impress if he's hanging by the ball-sack

[idikuci]

Ouch

[sparkofphoenix]

I need a dog like this

[cemke]

@traf, I hope you know the color will change into black if you select this size.

[foles09]

When you realise your mate went to a better surgeon then you!

[mineopoly]

This one has me cracking up!!!

1000 pardons!!!

[serkagan]

Lol, when I came to the surgeon with such a question, I immediately took my girlfriend with me, she knows exactly what size I need, hahaha

[dj123]

your gf has a big box 📦 for your Christmas gift?

[charliechain]

Every time dog don't help his master. Also he need fun.

Gif from giphy

[feju]

Beautiful funny post

[muzaifwani]

when you just cant match her terms and conditions

[take5]

Is that you holding one end of the tape against your base and asking your doctors to keep going?

Don't worry he's an Asian doctor he understands your needs.

[shiab]

Hehehe this funny post.. thanks for you sir

[shiab]

This, is a stupid joke but I really liked it

[ritue]

ha ha.. It's so funny

[korshed]

yeah, it actually do matters

[feju]

Amazing funny

[charliechain]

This is not funny because dog helping his master. Dog is obedient .

[americancarnage]

Me getting a vasectomy

[altafwani]

i know size matters
but this much
may be you are trying to go for all your gfs at once

[ruwanulhasan]

Hahaha.very funny. The helper dog

[feju]

I appreciate your post.

[tolustx]

When weed turns your head around...

Who exactly is taking the measurement? The guy or the dog?

[holybranches]

Genes matters too. You will only gain as much as steem have gained on coinmarket.

[anyasiemmanuel]

Can't imagine how well God created Dogs, that they are so brilliant, friendly and fun to be with. Or is it because of the long closure with man?

[wa2qr]

[wa2qr]

This small. That's too little.

[blackpanda2020]

Never understimate anything

[betaniaj]

Dr. Doctor, I want you to penetrate me big?

[josepuerta]

heh I better hide @traf because they will believe that I have it small

[idikuci]

Wow, that's some nice wood you got there. No wonder you're happily married

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