Story of My Lifetraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago Me, 2 hours after telling myself I'll only have one drink tonight gif from giphy #meme
It's all that you do after the 2nd hour that could seal your status
Legends: Made From Stories You Can't Remember Participating In
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if i saw myself in this picture i'd just be hoping it lead to me shagging the lama rather than the other way around
hey you're not getting any liberation on the llama, i rather see that ostrich eating you out
You know you've had one too many when you try to drink from the breathalyzer
Now, that is a sure fail
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i dunno
maybe he's just good ol fashioned stupid
thats the word. Good old fashioned stupid.
Haha, haven't heard that one before.
Haha, go home grandpa. You're too old to be drinking.
I say we create a new global holiday, I call it Happy Liver Day!
All bartenders get free
happy endingsfoot rubs on Happy Liver Daypic
stupid how we didn't evolve an extra liver instead of kidney
or testicle
or eye
yeah right? or even 3 livers, 1 right in the back of our throats!
Here, here. I second that motion.
This how i like my girls to end up after only going out for 'one' drink!
i'm sure with you around cosby, they do
My mentor Bill
I have trouble sleeping at night
So just one drink to help me get to sleep faster
Sweet slumber, I welcome thee
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damn i'm one of those poor bastards who can't sleep when they're too drunk
envious
There's a sweet spot where you fall asleep fast but if you force yourself to stay awake then it's hard to fall asleep after that, much like babies.
Yeah, I only got one drink tonight, and who the f#$k told me to go to ATM :/
@traf,
Cheers~
gotta withdraw another $5 now
They say don't drink and drive but nobody said you couldn't be a drunk passenger
My mom found out the hard way, it's just as dangerous
i'd definitely blame it on the passenger if i were the driver too
Are you sure she's drunk? Looks like reckless driving...maybe planned accident?
You turn into a black stripper? Nice.
Does the parket match the drapes?
it's probably me after 1 drink anyway
Does the afro match the tabasco?
The best part is you're already in a diaper in case of an accident
nah i put it on after my first accident already
I'm not much of a drinker but the doctor says one glass of wine a way can extend your life
I plan to live past 90
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If you're going to get really drunk.
Then dress to do it in style
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And then you met her...
Drink Responsibly: Wear a diaper. At least you remembered that ;-)
At least you seem happy and to be having fun. It could be worse.
I hope you didn't call your ex-girlfriend.
Lol, yes, yes, yes, my drink is also with me tonight, ha ha ha :D
when my besite and go out for one drink!
Girls Who Had Too Much To Drink
That looks like the Gold Coast
Congrats on succeeding! Good victory dance. 👌
Lol. I'm rehearsing with my brother, I'll try two drinks :)
i am only having one drink tonight.
have a nice day.
tnx for upvote
Haha,what a fun !Great entertainment.I expect daily you share us this type of funny giphy for enjoy ourself.
Double-eye socket Vinnie Jones 'ard man status.
Drinking wine GIFs
Girls Who Had Too Much To Drink
Baby loves beer
Haha,what a fun !Great entertainment.I expect daily you share us this type of funny giphy for enjoy ourself.
Thanks @traf for sharing. @Resteem & follow has done.
Hahaahahah so funny post . I like it . Best of luck .
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It might have something to do with the size of that one drink.