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That's what happen when you hire a bender from the Southern Water Tribe!

better than the other benders i see in public toilets

Mastery comes in all shapes and form.


Bruce Lee would have been proud if he cleaned his floor

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I see
to clean up piss first you must be pissed yourself like the druken master

oh i agree with the doc, wise words from master Lee:

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Those abs man. That's the stuff I crave to have.

I'm so proud my boy is finally learning to clean

Oh my, I wonder where else he mopped

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i sometimes try to save my wife some effort and piss directly on the mop

haha fail! shit mopping!

I am not going to make a wisecrack this time. I respect anyone who makes the effort to get that good at something. Especially something most people wouldn't bother with.

And I promise I'll stop pissing all over his floor for laughs.

well you're more mature than I am
I'm like ok kid, level 2 - and I take a shit on the floor

Ooooh, where can I get one of him? My bathroom is in dire need of a good cleaning.

for a cleaner bathroom, just go in the lounge room

Ah, out of sight out of mind, that's a good strategy.

Then he carries it over to a glass, sis it in and announces the mystery cocktail hour is starting!

guaranteed to get you pissed!

Haha definitely!

Haha, funny and disgusting at the same time.

this is entirely related to hit the target. we just need shots like that.

I usually hit the spot where the diver starts

You cut it off before he drank it. Boooooooooo!

This guy should be hired to be the cleaner at a Peep Show club...plenty of fluid to clean up at those

Lol, we really need this guy, ready to sacrifice himself, for the sake of society, ha ha ha :D

I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted.

I respect such men very much
Although some groups of society despise them

spam score 43% - wrong place to upvote yourself to the top just because you rented 1000 SP

Are you I am here to develop myself

i'll upvote you if you didn't upvote yourself 50-100%, you can always comeback to upvote yourself 100% later, but i know you already know this

Why is there racism in the site? What is this contempt for me, the weak, like me? I was thinking about borrowing and buying power, but now I am showing that I will be happy. No place for me. The weak people here are only discriminating and racist.

You are correct. Let me explain what you just said

Why is there racism in the site? What is this contempt for me, the weak, like me? I was thinking about borrowing and buying power, but now I am showing that I will be happy. No place for me. The weak people here are only discriminating and racist.

Copied so you don't change it.

Firstly you call yourself weak:

What is this contempt for me, the weak, like me

Then you move on to finish it off with:

The weak people here are only discriminating and racist.

So in the one paragraph you consider yourself weak and say that you are racist and discriminatory.

We're just here to have fun, if you are unable to upvote other people instead of yourself just go comment on your own post and upvote that.

gentlebot and i agree

like you said this is a place for you to learn, if you don't let other upvote you up how would you know you're being funny or not. lot of the regular here upvote funny replies, most are not funny, you can be

also whining and complaining and bitching can get you flagged here....just sharing since you are new

also holi - african, peanut - islander, jedi - asian, cumkee - turkish, tech/serkegan - indian, etc, etc

it's not racism here...it's a community of funny here, we like all our regulars, we just want everyone to keep improving

btw. renting Steem in the long run is a break even game at best (worst it's a lost in the last 3 months as Steem dropped) unless you use it to network and support a community that supports you back, there are much better ways to earn if you learn how

His colleague in the kitchen to wash the dishes....

you can say that's his bf....they are from the same kungfu cleaning school

Mum, Dad, when I grow up I wanna be the world's greatest ... Restroom cleaner.

Kind of proud of that guy. Shit job, but he does it with style.

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New technologies ! Soon in all the toilets of the country :)) Lol.

He es a real hero lol

I think someone needs to learn something from that guy

Hahaha....very funny, this is so great a skill honestly, i love it

come to @comedyopenmic, do a post, earn upvotes, new followers......or if you enjoy comedy go see the tag & welcome to Steemit Olad

When she say "no dick pics"

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welcome to Steemit @tipau, go check out @comedyopenmic if you like making funny meme or comedy

that is only level 1.

In level 5 you have to do that with solids too...