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Ok folkies....it's word only challenge today!

no suck-up allowed but no votes, no thankyous, no awesome/outsanding/your-ass-is-the-most-delicious, no fancy smileys replies cause your too lazy to type "EOS is scamming Steem", no shit shit it allowed.... but funny words only replies!

everyone who qualifies gets an upvote from mua.....the derangedjay!

p.s. puns gets extra!

This is literally me realizing my account was hacked. I looked like an alpha female dog. In another words: a bitch.

lol poor amir, sorry to hear.

They hack you like a bitch? How terrible!

I think all Steem needs is faster sign ups to succeed
all the other stuff is great but 2 years in, you should require a week to get an account

somebody is sleeping at the job in Steemit Inc ....

@ned what's happening are we going to have Steem 2.0 with auto onboarding or slow-mo 500-1000/day?

hey guys......tell the folks to go to our discord comedyopenmic postpromotion https://discord.gg/xEE9maC
tell them to click on traffy's link that i shared and they will land here.

Is the Steem experiment all eosver now?

ya all your steem is useless now, send it over to me

bwahahah such a hustler

It's like my dog realizing we're buying a cat-house, a cat scratch-pole, and a pile of cat-food, but he doesn't see a cat yet :P

you're the one that's usually in the doghouse anyway

I get along with animals better, anyway.

hahaha ..they are selling steem to buy EOS as steemit Inc is biggest stakeholder of steem ...thats why steem is going down lol...
I think that if dan stayed in steemit it will definitely pump. They don't develop mobile app of steemit even after 2 years . I think that upcoming steem 2.0 by @dan would be awesome.

well it's definitely doing a lot better than steem, can't deny that
still steem should have been such a sure bet, would take effort to screw it up but somehow we are

I suppose buying EOS at $6 isn't so bad, it's like buying SBD at $6 isn't it, haha

haha i feel sorry for ppl who got sbd at $16
you're probably better off buying USD at $16

you're soo mean jedi......i like it!

It'd be worse if they were dumping tons of Steem for open.EOS on Bitshares.

Oh wait...

Release the hounds.

woah, didn't check but bts is catching up to us lol

Haha that's the same look I get when my wife looks at me after watching married at first sight

I like how every season they one guy who gets paired up with the slightly chubby woman always cracks the shits

he knows the nations' eyes are all on him, but he just can't hold it in for so much as an entire episode

Yeah thankfully I haven't even watched one season.
Lol if I was that guy I would crack the shits too. Reminds me of reservoir dogs where that one guy is mr pink XD

Honestly, EOS logo > Steemit/Steem logo
What do you guys think?

i think whatever logo you have for your profile pic looks like a swastika drawn by a nazi with a learning disability

That retarded nazi must be one hell of a designer then!

bwahahah...... yessi got nazi burned!

Saving whatever face I can. :P

duh...its rotating 3d

Rotating 3D? :s

It is similar to that when you realize your girlfriend cheats on you.

There is a little bit difference between them. You can buy EOS too but you can't cheat because you are a little bit ugly.

WTF? When you realize SMT is going to be a token running on a token that will be running on another token!

for those wanting the technologically dependancies .. that's SMT Oracle token running off the Steem blockchain, which will be running as Steem 2.0 on the EOS blockchain using it's computational resource and being backed by Steem owning EOS to get a greater slice of the blockchain's bandwidth and computational resources

Damn I can't comprehend this. I need to get high

It's turtles all the way down

bunghole!

not really a surprise there. We all know ned has no balls and dan probably still controls it all from afar #conspiricy-i-think-not

Hey guys today is steemit/steem 2nd birthday.

I really like steem. Its amazing .Don't make fun of it today

Dan's philosophy:
Pump 'em and dump 'em

Mine too

Mine is,
Suck 'em and fuck 'em...

Sorry no pictures today

oh...first appearance of @mrssluttinsfw....nice!

I thought you were a happily married pastor with 5 blind kids

How do you think I got the 5 kids?

why are you freaking out if people are buying lip balm?

Don't you get it?! It'll help them further in doing lip-service about the future updates for Steemit!

When you get to heaven and realised Bill Gates is your biological father

Oh man, genuinely speaking sometimes it's really terrify us about the future of Steemit because i am doing Steemit for full time and these kind of news find funny but personally it really fears me, in your opinion what is the future of Steemit?

Yeek, its funny but I have the bad feeling its funny cos its true

hey simba

Miaow :O)

When are we gonna get a #comedyopenmic entry from your hilarious highness?

Lol, I think that's best left to the funny guys here!!

A entry from you would be a great boon for the contest. Please do consider it. I know you have a funny bone I've seen your comments.

Go on... show us your bone.

I will have a think about poking my bone out there ;0)

My opinion is simple:

OH NO! THIS IS LIKE HEARING STEEM'S GOING TO THE MEOSN!

How it's a surprise?

Abstinence is not the only answer

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I will be very happy When i discover that all the members of Steemit Inc are buying EOS,,,like as this image....

and to think I had EOS and sold it because it made no progress, about a month ago

the is Steem experiment all eosver now