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I might be a little out of touch with this post, but I will try my darnest.

When your kitchen appliances is more than meets the eye

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don't worry, you're not missing out on much
esp considering how slow steem is right now

The prime family had some runts


Janitors roll out

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true candidate for the matrix of leadership

that kitty is a double agent, he rolls like an autobot, but he meows like a decepticon!

Source: Transformers Double Agents

deceptive indeed
goddamit why's steem slow as ass lately
the price is demoralizing enough

yeah....i told @ned to lube it really good so it's not assy......but did he listen, noooo!

keep up the smiles traffy....you got us....we'll keep distracting you from checking CMC for 0.5seconds per reply.

My favorite Transformer was the Rubik's Cube. It was a beautiful colored square that changed into a jumbled mix of frustrating and aggravating pixels.

can't relate, i'm colorblind

so we're all like black and white to you huh? no wonder all those colorful gif has no effects on you..... mental note....get b&w genital pictures ready

That was me trying to reach my own penis with my mouth.

...

Hmm

*is
There, fixed.

secret is to detach it

How do I detach my mouth?!

i'm sincerely suprized....can you keep it still enough to install it back?

hey yessi....how goes the COM recruiting?

Hmm, I haven't been active on Steemit much lately, feels like I've crossed the honeymoon phase or something.

Or I'm just being lazy due to all the binge watching of Avatar episodes.
Man, it was a great show! Just got done with it today.

I'll start fresh again from tomorrow; will recruit peeps as well as submit an entry myself, along with resuming my normal posting schedule!

Don't worry we all get distracted now and then, I'm watching the legend of
Korra now as I type this

consistency is king, keep making small progress okies yessi?

Pfffft are you kidding me? Why will I keep my penis still?

u must have auto-vibrate mode on all the time....remember to rehydrate

Yeah, I drink my own piss = infinite supply of water.

haha awesome respond, didn't know you did wanking yoga

Do? I teach.
It's my part time job now.

don't quit your day job

Of course not, I still work at the brothel.
haha kidding I'm still a student
It's all cool mom

student whore huh?

Shhh! You're giving it away!

Even transformers have to clean up their baby's excretion


Make sure to roll that diaper up real good before you move out

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Autobots roll out but....


Watch out for decepticons disguised as road signs

I like Transformers, but I fucking loved the Centurions. Power Extreme!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pn49zxXRHhA

psss have you ever bought any of the centurions toys....they are super awesome to play with!

Also collectors items now, the rarest is not for sale anywhere and be like $300 if you can even find it

I never had any, but my friend did. They were awesome

lol Power Extreme!

@traf,
You heard it at wrong time lol :D

Cheers~

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The kinder, gentler, sterilized version designed to not give Millennials nightmares due to the prior violent images of Transformers.

And, "Roll out" has been replaced with "Waddle out".

When you're low budget Atutobot , but still trying to obey the command from Optimus Prime "roll out piggy low budget autobot " : )

Have you ever heard that 'Pokemon' is banned after children jump from the balcony in Turkey? Yes, it is true. They were believing they are Pikachu and they can fly from the balcony. A lot of kids wanted to kill them because of ban!

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Main idea: Please don't do that you see on television.

Lol and in response the Optimus Prime will hear "Bumblebee, ready to defend the Earth" ha ha ha :D

When hottie Autobot roll out ^-^

Lol. Camouflage is dressed! Transformer is ready :)

Useful! I subscribed, I hope for reciprocity. Offer for everyone! Checking subscriptions every other day
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black autobot fuck out your ass ......... !!! : )

Useful! I subscribed, I hope for reciprocity. Offer for everyone! Checking subscriptions every other day

Buen dia. Saludos desde venezuela. Aqui le dejo mi voto. Unidos se puede lograr grandes metas! Saludos

Nature meme...Nice to know you @traf.

wow excellent your funny post..like this blog.....