Unattended Work Computer

in #funny7 years ago

When you leave your computer unattended for 5 minutes and now your workmate is using your browsing history to blackmail you

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@traf I got the browser history for your mia khalifa searches,
you can either give me a threesome with you and your wife, or I'll drop it here on steemit, you have till steem returns to $3

take my wife
even if you have nothing on me, please take her

take his wife, he's begging you,

Man of all the things to blackmail for, this is most certainly the oddest possible. Shock value points here.

@traf,
Dude how could that possible, I always keep opening "incognito window" lol :D

Traffy I think now it's revenge time :D

Cheers~

keeps the FBI at bay

My reaction when i found my workmate using my own work computer...

seems like a very advanced computer

hahaha from 1970s

Haha times like this it's good to have the anonymous message "Read Me and I will Attack You" playing :)


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and he comes out of the screen with a knife!

and your colleagues after five minutes;

he must really like horror movies

Wait until they leave their computer open for attack and slip out a resignation email to entire department. Just wear gloves.

i upload goat porn as their screen saver

that bastard

You read that I googled

How to stop the weird blue rash that is spreading on my calf?

Ctrl + L to lock your screen - a smart hotkey.

My recommendation how to secure your pc before you leave your computer unattended for +-5 minutes. I’ve done it, it works 100%.
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Lol. Now I know how to get rid of curious colleagues and blackmail :)

Lol, it's an unforgivable mistake and before you leave the computer, you need to clean the story from the right friends, hahaha

Lol. Now I know who peeked into my computer :)

Then silently caught him with red handed and slapped him by my shoe.

traf, if this happens, then I have a special employee who will delete the entire history of the views without the possibility of recovery, LoL

hehe really funny post!

Hi @traf @trafalgar, could you atleast leave a small time window for us to front run your upvotes on your one-liners? 😁😁

What's even better is when you screenshot the desktop, hide all the icons, and then set their background as the screenshot you took before you removed all the icons.

this is a good idea to make it a pajua in my work hehe

there have noting bad history that he/she try to do as like,,LOL
This shows a bad personality,,