Waiting

Me waiting for my wife to get home so someone can finally change the baby

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have you not seen traffy's adopted 45 year old baby?

You would need to use a crane to do diaper duty

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he honestly couldn't shit more than my newborn

that bad huh? gotta get the wifey to stop eating curry before breastfeeding

Damn, you waited too long

Now, gotta give them a full shower

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lol the one in front is trying to blame it all on his brother

Haha, mom's asking who wants to be disciplined first and he's nominating his brother.

The little bro's like: yeah, fuck my life.

I prefer waiting for my wife to come home for breast feeding!

damn, what a disgrace
mom stopped breast feeding me when i was 28

You were a late bloomer hey mate

I'm sure there is a large number of takes of this scene because Jim Carrey messed up.

For those who do not know: Traf is the baby

i do wear depends
not because i'm incontinent, i just can't be bothered going to the toilet every time

Pooping by the clock. A sad mess awaits wifey

and the grocery manager

Baby can't change himself. It's frustrating enough that you have to call her and remind her when you're at the bar drinking with your friends. What? Did she expect you to take the baby to the bar with you? I don't think it would be smart to drink and drive with the baby in the car. Crazy. I just don't understand women sometimes. I bet she will forget to do my laundry again too. Absolutely ridiculous.

damn you as well?
we should start a movement to get our wives in line
call it the metoo movement or something

You wanted a little chines baby, but your wife brought home a black child, so you are waiting for her to change it. Don't blame her, she can't see colors.

not so bad, as my wife's black
so my kid already has a bigger dick than me

...and make him dinner?

Unfortunates happens when your wife is trying to fix your mode while calling you for she will be late lol :D

Atleast it fixed your friends mode :D So tell him to change your baby :D@traf,