weed give stupid smart ideas

in #funny7 years ago

A long time ago they walked a short man on a long path during the long weekend, you can say you was feeling down. This was not because he was short, it was more because he was tired and the path was way too long.

The man walking along the path was on his way to the beach. He brought his surfboard along but he's actually going to meet a friend, one of his hippie friends. The man and his friend spent more time smoking pot on the beach then surfing. This was because they first smoked the pot and then totally forgot to go surfing.

After feeling hello the man gets High then goes home. He knows home is where the fridge is. Oh and did I mention this man stays with his mum and he is 40 years old, actually 38 but going strong. He has a girlfriend and a dog that stays with him. His girlfriend hates the dog because he loves it's more than he loves her.

I told you all of this about this one man not to tell you who he is, but what he did. This is the man who created the airbag, he came up with the idea while sitting on the beach I'm feeling low on the sand that it will be funny if you can save someone's life and still break their nose. Boooooom!! We give you the airbag. It's like being slapped in the face by a leaf blower, if the leaf blower exploded and the car was on fire.

The best news is this man moved out of his mum house after selling the patent to a car developer. That's a story for another day but im no story teller so...... Everybody have the rest of their lives to be happy go lucky and his mom started dating a millionaire.

That's all from my side thanks for reading and give me a follow.....