First it was this one:
This one is hilarious because it is probably partly true!
I have never understood why people get their babies baptized so young. For one they don't understand the significance of what they are doing and two, they literally might think someone is trying to drown them!
Also they really didn't get to make this decision on their own which this should be something they themselves get to decide as it's a personal decision.
And also this one:
This one is just funny because, well, it's true!
Picturing this being said in Morgan Freeman's voice makes it all the more funny. I swear he has one of the best voices that has ever graced this planet.
When I die, this man can deliver the eulogy at my funeral!
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http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-day-38-pics-4/
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Haha, thanks for sharing! I already knew the 2nd one, but the first one is amazing!
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STOPShe would have been baptisted early. Fucking idiot
You gave me a laugh.
I concur about Morgan Freeman's voice - the first time I saw him, when he played God... well, he seemed so right.
I also enjoyed him in 'UNFORGIVEN' with Clint #Eastwood, a film which had layers to it. Very fine actor.
He has such range - he even was good as a Chauffeur in 'Driving Miss Daisy'.
Anyway, kudos - thanx for the funny.