American actress Ashely Greene, “The Flying Dutchman” and “The Fountain Of You” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, guys and gals:
Why is “doggy-style” the only exception to pre-marital sex being a sin?
(Because all dogs go to Heaven.) (Thanks Sheila G.)
Linda M. L. asked: “If we are going to let a bat sh*t crazy drunkard who’s always saying random things be the speaker of the house, can we at least please give the job to Ron White?”
Ya know how to tell that you drink too much?
(When your bloodwork comes back “Grey Goose”.)
What’s the difference between God and a doctor?
(God doesn’t think he’s a doctor.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Which country's capital is growing the fastest?
(Ireland because every day it’s . . . Dublin!)
Is it wrong to wash your anus, penis, and scrotum with your wife/girlfriend’s facial soap when she p*sses you off? (Asking for a friend.)
Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?
Andy B. shared this question posed by Thomas Massie: “If withholding foreign aid is an impeachable offense, why did Joe Biden threaten to do it?”
Is it really an express train if it never, ever arrives?
Russell recently asked: “How do four senators running for President get to vote on impeaching their opponent?”
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Apparently not since you won’t let it die.)
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