Excerpts From the Literal Colloquial Dictionary

in #funny7 years ago

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Feeling blue = touching a Smurf inappropriately

Go nuts = strike hard where it hurts

Funny fucker = person who cracks jokes during sexual intercourse

My way or the highway = my plan is bad, let's take drugs

Let's hang out = let's go get arrested for indecent exposure

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Great post 👌😜 xxx

Which part did you like the best?

They were all pretty good. I particularly like the last two, though.

I think "go nuts" is my own personal favourite

If I absolutely had to pick one, I think I have to go with "My way or the highway".