How to Make Harvard Regret Rejecting You.

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Hello, dear readers. Today, I want to share with you a very funny and creative Harvard rejection letter that I found online. The receiver is McGaan, who applied to Harvard College, the most prestigious institution of higher learning in the world, and got rejected in a hilarious way.

You see, Molly McGaan is not your typical Harvard applicant. She decided to apply to Harvard as a joke, and wrote her application with sarcasm and mockery, showcasing her "achievements and passions" in a very unconventional way.

She wrote her essays with insults and jokes, revealing her unique voice and perspective. For example, she started her first essay with "listen here u little slanks", which is a very rude and informal way of addressing someone(yes). She ended her second essay with "McGaan out *drops mic", which is not the best choice of words to put in an essay going to the most prestigious university in the world.

She even sent them some extra materials to annoy them further, such as a copy of her mixtape (which is 🔥), a copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel (which is apparently her ''greatest possession''), and recommendation letters from her "#4 side ho Derek" and Chief Keef (who are both very influential people).

She was curious to see how Harvard would react to her application, But not so surprisingly,

They said that they were unable to offer her admission, regardless of her proficiency in "dank memes" or her level of "swagg moneyyyy". They said that her essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings, and that they didn't need a copy of her mixtape, regardless of how "fire" it is. They said that they would return her copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because they didn't want it. They also suggested that she should get recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not from her #4 side ho Derek or Chief Keef.

They ended their letter with a polite but insincere expression of appreciation for her interest in Harvard, and wished her success as she pursued her educational goals.

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