Vicevi - Joke 3in1 ENG-SRB

in #funy6 years ago

Dolazi Mujo u bioskop i kupi jednu kartu za film. Posle dva minuta, dolazi i kupuje još jednu, i tako nekoliko puta. Prodavac ga upita:
• Pa šta će vam toliko karata za jedan isti film?
• Znam ja da je dovoljna i jedna, nego onaj kreten na vratima uvek pocepa kartu kada mu je dam.

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Šta radi Ciga na desktop-u?
• Pretura po Recycle bin-u.
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Zašto Crnogorac živi u jednosmernoj ulici?
• Da ne bi morao da okreće glavu na obe strane dok prelazi ulicu!

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