Week 1 Stats

I tried to hire someone in the Hive community to help with this, but I was turned down because I'm among teh p00rs or summat. But I persevered and spent hours convincing a few AI's they could do this for me for free. After much infighting they finally agreed and this is the result in our Week 1 Stats Breakdown below.

I exported the stats from our league for week 1 and then instructed the AI about what I was giving it, that it was football related as well as telling it to be my sports announcer (because I have no frens) and to write me a script. The AI handled it pretty well, except it decided to put the actual teams the players were on in it's script (we did a Fantasy Draft), so we discussed that and it finally agreed to do it my way.

Then I took that script and fed it to another speech AI that I add emphasis, etc to it that allows it to say certain words properly and such. Then I take that audio file and add magic and I ended up with ... this ...

^{You'll probably notice only a few of the highlights are actually of anyone mentioned in the stats leaders. That's because I didn't even get the idea to do this video until long after the games were completed. So I only had the highlights I made during the games themselves and we fast sim (we don't stream) the CPU vs CPU games, so I have no way to get highlights for those players since they didn't play a human coached team.}