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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 5.

One dead! Next!
@rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 6.

Move north!

Player 1 (5th)

P8 just killed both about 20 minutes before you, so you COULD just move north and pick up the perma-axe! Do it quickly this time!

Ack, couldnt, was on the beach all day!

Awwwww!!! At least you were having a good day IRL.