Welcome to the Sims 3...

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...where your savefiles will disappear for no particular reason. Your mods will also disappear. And all settings will return to default.

SIGH

After a couple of months of no interest in the game, I had the sudden urge to return to my Legacy Generation... only to find nothing existed anymore. Thankfully I have a folder filled with 4gb of zipped mods and custom content, but alas, I didn't save my familyyyyy.

It was the furthest I had ever gone with one family of Sims - my generation 3 was pregnant with generation 4 and all was wonderful in the land of Sunset Valley!

Too bad the internal powers of my computer workings didn't see it that way.

Despite my disbelief and my initial hour of WTF! HOW DO I GET THIS BACK? I still wanted to play the Sims, so reinstalled all of my mods, fiddled with NRAAS' Retuner for max autonomy settings... and made a house full of miscreants.

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I don't even know all their names. But they are pure stereotypes and I apologise in advance for any political incorrectness you may find in this post. Actually. That's a lie. I DON'T APOLOGISE! Muahahaha.

They are completely miss-matched, and are on full autonomy. I, Kaelci, Deity of Sunset Valley, simply watch like the voyeur I am.

This must be how God feels.

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We have Emo Girl, Blonde Bimbo, Suave Black Man, Nerd Girl, Jock, and Shaggy the Stoner.

Emo Girl is grumpy and has a rebellious streak. Blonde Bimbo is a flirt with diva tendencies. Suave Black Man is a great kisser and schmoozer. Nerd Girl loves her books and is a computer whiz. Jock loves everything athletics. And Shaggy the Stoner is a coward, is terrified of everything, and a typical wimp.

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Upon arriving at the doorstep of their new home, the miss-matched Roomies take a look around and nod in approval. Three of them spot the pool immediately and decide to go for a dive. The other three stand back for a bit and wonder how their life in this strange house is going to turn out.

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Instead of going swimming like she initially wanted to do, Blonde Bimbo wanders over to a plant and starts yelling about it. Intrigued, Deity Kaelci decides to follow Miss Blondie around for a bit to see what she gets up to and what else she decides to yell at.

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Instead of yelling at anything else, Blondie saunters over to the two Manly Men of the house and immediately piques their respective interests.

LOVE TRIANGLE!

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After blatantly flirting with Suave Black Man in front of Athletic Jock and immediately breaking his heart, Blondie saunters inside and starts taunting Nerd Girl.

Nerd Girl has had to deal with this all of her life so takes it in her stride and simply returns the mockery.

Blondie is displeased.

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Eager to get to work on his abs and prove to his new housemates how buff and amazing he is, Mr. Jock heads straight to the treadmill and starts working out...

...only to fail miserably, constantly trip over his own feet, and make a general fool of himself.

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Returning to Blonde Bimbo, we find her once again trying to irk Nerd Girl, this time by insulting Nerd Girl's painting prowess.

"Like, I am such a great artiste, like, truly, and this, this thing that you are painting, like, it's just awful, you know? Like, let me give you some tips."

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Certain that she had successfully shattered Nerd Girl's confidence, Blondie returns inside and starts flirting with Shaggy the Stoner right infront of Athletic Jock Guy, who is reading a book, going against the grain of the personality Deity Kaelci gave him.

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Horrified that Blondie has been flirting with everyone except him, Jock Guy marches outside and tries to forcefully kiss Blondie.

Blondie waves her hands around and grimaces, then slaps him in the face several times.

Welp, that didn't go as planned, hey Jock Guy?

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As night falls, Shaggy the Stoner decides that he will become House Chef and promptly makes everyone bowls of Mac n Cheese. Blondie and Jock Guy are the first to try Shaggy's fare and both approve, though they try to phase out his random ramblings.

"Like, man, and that is why you don't chase the dragon, alright guys? Like, you can never catch him, you keep on chasin' and, and, and, like, never! Man."

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Because Sims Deity Kaelci is a meanie, there are only so many beds available in this house. Blonde Bimbo fucked up by swimming all night while everyone else went to bed and now gets the honour of sleeping on a couch.

Inwardly she seethes and plots her revenge.

Tomorrow, she will find a bed, she swears it.

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After waking up from her nap on the couch, Blonde Bimbo blinks groggily and wonders what the hell that sound in the bathroom is.

She stalks into the bathroom only to find Jock Guy singing after getting out of the shower.

"How dare you!?" she screeches like a Thunberg, before slapping him in the face once more.

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Sulking, Jock Guy goes and has a nap of his own on the couch while Bimbo disturbs his rest by singing in the shower.

"How dare you," he hisses to himself. "This means war."

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Later that morning, when everyone is finally awake, Nerd Girl shows Suave Black Man that she has creds. Or maybe she just ate too much of Shaggy's Mystery Wheeties with Secret Ingredient half an hour prior.

Either way, Suave Black Man is impressed and reciprocates gang signs.

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Buoyed with confidence by Shaggy's Mystery Wheeties with Secret Ingredient, Nerd Girl traps Suave Black Man in the bathroom and tries to make her move.

"Hey now, woman!" Suave Black Man cries. "You're grand, delightful, magnificent! But I prefer my women blonde, with, you know, more endowment in the chest area."

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Despite Suave Black Man's Protestations, he ends up in bed with Nerd Girl, much to Blonde Bimbo's disgust.

She waltzes into the bedroom to give them a piece of her mind, when Jock Guy intercepts her. They end up arguing and having another slap-fest, but Nerd Girl and her sleeping partner are too worn out to even hear the escalating violence.

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Disturbed by the noises in the neighbouring room, Emo Girl decides to creep up on the arguing pair and scare them. Muahaha.

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Oh no! Who are these people waltzing through the front door?

INTRUDER ALERT!! In true Big Brother style.

Welcomiiiinnnggggg Big Momma and Slick Party Boi to the House of Houses!

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Big Momma immediately dances to the fridge and liberates some of Shaggy's waffles.

"Mm-mmm! That little white boy can cook!" she cries, her words muffled by waffly deliciousness.

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Meanwhile, Slick Party Boi had heard all about Nerd Girl's adventure with Suave Black Man and wants to get in on some of that action.

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After Slick Party Boi sows his seeds of flirtation into Nerd Girl's brain, Blonde Bimbo storms into the bathroom and glares at her for a long time, and then simply hisses...

"I know what you did with Suave Black Man. You'd better watch your back."

Dun dun dunnnnnnn!!

 

Until next time, if there is a next time! xD

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