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I can Explain some of them, I Assume that this is Satire but im explaining them anyway

for 3 Kirby as fighting Dedede because it was a misunderstanding kirby Thought Dedede had Evil Intent when breaking the Star Rod, Kirby had no Idea about Nightmare's Existence. plus kirby's interference did allow Dreamland to have Dreams once again. so theres that

for 6, Dynablade was Destroying Dreamland's Crops, And it was noted that Kirby did not Kill Dynablade. only Stop her from Destroying Crops. plus Dyna Blade and Kirby Did settle their differences as We see Dyna blade Alive In Kirby Air ride Serving as a Hazard in City Trial

and for 7, Dedede Stole all of the food and it was officially stated that Kirby gave the Food back to the People.

Clearly this monster needs to be stopped before he destroys us all.

Someone send in diamond dogs