Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight? They were Polo opposites. Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store? It was a knick knack paddy whack. Credit: playbyhive $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Comic Sans and walks into a pub The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type! Credit: ifiwasfrank $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion? He was banned from the zoo. Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Three men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have seen it. Credit: hhayweaver $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
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Anyways, the best way to start your journey here in Hive is do an awesome introduction post. You can choose on whatever information you would like to share and be creative as you want to be. This will help other Hivers get to know you and be comfortable supporting your works here.
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If you have questions, you can hop into Discord server and we'll gladly answer your questions. Feel free to tag @lovesniper@indayclara once you have made your awesome introduction post! See you around.
My dog chewed a hole in my shirt We have the same taste in clothes. $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
What do you call a cow who gives no milk? An udder failure. $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. Credit: gillianpearce $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
It is raining so hard we may need an Ark Luckily I Noah guy. Credit: happyme $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Throwing acid is wrong in some people’s eyes. Credit: marshmellowman $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Why do math teacher have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply. Credit: theabsolute $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word. Credit: lofone $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind. Credit: marshmellowman $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll The Allmond Brothers. Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
The punch line comes first. The worst thing about time travel jokes is… Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
If you ever get the chance to go to India You have to try their New Delhi Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah It was the least I could do for him. Credit: reddit $LOLZ Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@zincan, I sent you an on behalf of @zincheck
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They were Polo opposites.
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It was a knick knack paddy whack.
Credit: playbyhive
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The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
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He was banned from the zoo.
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It gets toad.
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This tastes a little funny.
Credit: reddit
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You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
Credit: hhayweaver
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Hello @zincan! This is @indayclara from @ocd (Original Content Decentralized) team. We saw that you already posted your first blog here in Hive! Congratulations and welcome! Great to hear you are enjoying Splinterlands.
Anyways, the best way to start your journey here in Hive is do an awesome introduction post. You can choose on whatever information you would like to share and be creative as you want to be. This will help other Hivers get to know you and be comfortable supporting your works here.
It's also best to subscribe to other Communities you like and share your blogs there to have a wider range of audience. Or you can check out the Communities Incubation Program.
Also, letting you know since content on the Hive platform is monetized, using other people’s ideas or images could be considered as an offense and which is also viewed in a serious light on the blockchain. Here is a useful collection of resources about how plagiarism and abuse is viewed and handled on Hive.
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We have the same taste in clothes.
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An udder failure.
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We're a cover band.
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They'd crack each other up.
Credit: gillianpearce
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Luckily I Noah guy.
Credit: happyme
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in some people’s eyes.
Credit: marshmellowman
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Because they know how to multiply.
Credit: theabsolute
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I will find you. You have my word.
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but then I changed my mind.
Credit: marshmellowman
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The Allmond Brothers.
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You have to try their New Delhi
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It was the least I could do for him.
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