Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight? They were Polo opposites. Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Knock knock... ERROR: Joke failed. @zincheck, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ. You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Knock knock... ERROR: Joke failed. @zincheck, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ. You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store? It was a knick knack paddy whack. Credit: playbyhive @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Comic Sans and walks into a pub The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type! Credit: ifiwasfrank @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion? He was banned from the zoo. Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Three men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have seen it. Credit: hhayweaver @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Hello @zincan! This is @indayclara from @ocd (Original Content Decentralized) team. We saw that you already posted your first blog here in Hive! Congratulations and welcome! Great to hear you are enjoying Splinterlands.
Anyways, the best way to start your journey here in Hive is do an awesome introduction post. You can choose on whatever information you would like to share and be creative as you want to be. This will help other Hivers get to know you and be comfortable supporting your works here.
It's also best to subscribe to other Communities you like and share your blogs there to have a wider range of audience. Or you can check out the Communities Incubation Program.
Also, letting you know since content on the Hive platform is monetized, using other people’s ideas or images could be considered as an offense and which is also viewed in a serious light on the blockchain. Here is a useful collection of resources about how plagiarism and abuse is viewed and handled on Hive.
If you have questions, you can hop into Discord server and we'll gladly answer your questions. Feel free to tag @lovesniper@indayclara once you have made your awesome introduction post! See you around.
My dog chewed a hole in my shirt We have the same taste in clothes. @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
What do you call a cow who gives no milk? An udder failure. @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. Credit: gillianpearce @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
It is raining so hard we may need an Ark Luckily I Noah guy. Credit: happyme @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
Throwing acid is wrong in some people’s eyes. Credit: marshmellowman @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Why do math teacher have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply. Credit: theabsolute @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word. Credit: lofone @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind. Credit: marshmellowman @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll The Allmond Brothers. Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
The punch line comes first. The worst thing about time travel jokes is… Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
If you ever get the chance to go to India You have to try their New Delhi Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah It was the least I could do for him. Credit: reddit @zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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You're invited! - LUV's 1st birthday celebration!
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They were Polo opposites.
Credit: reddit
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@zincheck, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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ERROR: Joke failed.
@zincheck, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.
!LUV
@zincan(1/1) gave you LUV.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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It was a knick knack paddy whack.
Credit: playbyhive
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!LUV
@zincan(1/1) gave you LUV.
lolztoken.com
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
Credit: ifiwasfrank
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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Given the current emission rate of LUV pushing 500/day, increases to required LUV levels will likely be forthcoming.
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He was banned from the zoo.
Credit: reddit
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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It gets toad.
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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LUV in the dark? The confirmation-reply may soon be turned off. This would be to conserve and replenish Resource Credits. Even while operating in the dark, your LUV command will still go through as usual. You can always monitor LUV in your wallet, at explorer A or at explorer B, or best, in real time at the luv-log channel on Discord.
Tap to help.
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This tastes a little funny.
Credit: reddit
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
Credit: hhayweaver
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
Hello @zincan! This is @indayclara from @ocd (Original Content Decentralized) team. We saw that you already posted your first blog here in Hive! Congratulations and welcome! Great to hear you are enjoying Splinterlands.
Anyways, the best way to start your journey here in Hive is do an awesome introduction post. You can choose on whatever information you would like to share and be creative as you want to be. This will help other Hivers get to know you and be comfortable supporting your works here.
It's also best to subscribe to other Communities you like and share your blogs there to have a wider range of audience. Or you can check out the Communities Incubation Program.
Also, letting you know since content on the Hive platform is monetized, using other people’s ideas or images could be considered as an offense and which is also viewed in a serious light on the blockchain. Here is a useful collection of resources about how plagiarism and abuse is viewed and handled on Hive.
If you are looking for tips and information as a Hive newbie, click here: Newbie guide. This is also a dope guide you will like: How To Get A Great Start on the Hive Blockchain.
If you have questions, you can hop into Discord server and we'll gladly answer your questions. Feel free to tag @lovesniper @indayclara once you have made your awesome introduction post! See you around.
!LUV
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
!LUV
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
!LUV
!PIZZA 5
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
@zincheck, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.
More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
!PIZZA 5
@zincheck, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.
More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
!LUV
!PIZZA 5
@zincheck, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.
More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
!PIZZA 5
@zincheck, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.
More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
I have 20 $PIZZA in my HIVE Wallet @pizzabot
Hi, to call the bot you need to first stake those PIZZA tokens on Hive-Engine.com or Tribaldex.com. Click the LOCK icon to stake them.
Thank you for help!
!PIZZA 5
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@zincheck(2/5) tipped @zincan (x22)
You can now send $PIZZA tips in Discord via tip.cc!
!LUV
!PIZZA
!PIZZA
!PIZZA
!PIZZA
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
2!PIZZA
!PIZZA2
Let's try again.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
lolztoken.com
We have the same taste in clothes.
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
An udder failure.
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
We're a cover band.
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
lolztoken.com
They'd crack each other up.
Credit: gillianpearce
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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Luckily I Noah guy.
Credit: happyme
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
lolztoken.com
in some people’s eyes.
Credit: marshmellowman
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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Because they know how to multiply.
Credit: theabsolute
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I will find you. You have my word.
Credit: lofone
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
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!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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but then I changed my mind.
Credit: marshmellowman
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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The Allmond Brothers.
Credit: reddit
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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You're invited! - LUV's 1st birthday celebration!
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The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
!PIZZA
!LUV
!LOLZ
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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You have to try their New Delhi
Credit: reddit
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
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It was the least I could do for him.
Credit: reddit
@zincan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @zincheck
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
@zincheck(1/1) gave you LUV.
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