Move the plants to one side, get your gears off and sunbath in the window where the plants were.
You need lots of sun to make " vitamin happy' and keep you well.
Just think of old misses so and so, just across the way, peering out her window, never missing anything going on, she will get such a shock that she might keep her nose in her own place for a while.
Omg the neighbours would all die with shock and horror, that's best kept wrapped up for the time being, maybe when I've lost weight lol
Bugger the neighbours, teach them for snooping, might pay to cover up before daughter gets home though, she isn't old enough to see sights like that.
I dont want to blind her, the neighbours would have me taken away and locked up