Licking rocks?! Ok, I can tolerate that if they are clean, but dirt? No way!
And I would still be worried about those toxic minerals out there, no matter the bright color and intense odor rule.
Joking part of my comment: You should have written the "This post is not for foraging" part like dber does with his fungi series!
Haha, nope, this post definitely is for foraging! :D
In my weekly nature identification posts, however, I totally did take a cue from @dber and made it clear that I wouldn't be helping anyone forage for or identify mushrooms, except if they're obviously poisonous.
Haha! I wonder what is coming next... A mineral recipe blog? :P
Hah, the only thing in it would be "add salt."
Ahahahahaha! 🤣