I mean, you reap what you sow. I probably wouldn't have joined in on the beatdown, perhaps I would have stayed behind afterwards to try and maybe milk his prostate or just lay a wet fart into his eyes. Either one would work, I suppose.
But, in reality, I'd have just laughed at this limp dick, turbo virgin getting his shit kicked in. What a douchebag.
haha, love the idea of a wet face fart after the fact. I don't think that is even a crime. Good idea!
My only other suggestion would be to mail him to the flat earth society and let them convert him, that way no one would ever want to go to the movies with him again. And, instead of yelling spoilers he'll probably just go harass NASA employees.