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Are you serious? I dunno if I can ever visit Thailand in that case. Moist is in my top tier of words, along with sodden, soggy and the classic turbo dickhead.

I think they would just giggle. It woudn't insult anyone :)

Maybe someday when I'm not broke I can venture over there for a few days and test it out. Worst that happens is that I'm probably beaten and forced to drink cobra whiskey until I black out. Which is actually a positive, probably.