That's awesome, you got a package including a Bee pipe bomb, no idea how customs missed it. I'd keep that away from your radiators, get it too hot and the wax melts and the angry bee's inside escape - and they won't be looking for a butt hugg - for sure you might not be sitting down for a few weeks after.
I love how you sent Bobby out in the Garden to do a rain dance and he Brought hail instead. I wonder what would happen if you taught him the moonwalk? Actually after the Bee pipe bomb that's probably not something to be seen.
I hope you get your internet back on track tomorrow, I have been missing your delightful fun outlook on life - and I can't wait to hear more about what happens when Bobby discovers the bee pipe bomb doesn't squeak!
