We all lie from time to time and it’s mostly not big a deal. But in relationships, honesty is given the upper hand, yet that doesn’t stop people from lying anyway. Here are some lies that your girl might be telling you. Read up if you want to know exactly what she may mean!
Lie #1: I swear I won’t get mad!
Yeah, buddy, this is a big lie. She’s going to get mad, really mad and if you’d heed my warning, this is what I’d say:
Don’t believe me? Fine, here’s an example.
Her: Do I look fat in these jeans?
You: Not at all, baby!
Her: No seriously. Tell me. I won’t get mad, I promise!
You: Okay then… yes.
Her (gasps): You’re such a jerk!
See what I mean?
Lie #2: Of course, I don’t mind your friends coming over!
Nope, another lie. You don’t think she likes having to clean up after your friends, do you? Or how you pay more attention to them or full on ignore her, because.. you know, they’re guests? You better make it up to her or you’ll face an eruption of her pent up passive aggressiveness!
Lie #3: Nah, I’m not hungry
Of course, she’s not hungry now but when she sees what you have ordered, I bet she will be. And then she’s going to eat off your plate or be mad if you don’t share. Trust me on this one.
Lie #4: Give me five more minutes and I’ll be ready
It’s hilarious if you believe her when she says this. Chances are that she’s just begun shaving her legs. That’s another hour for you… or more, and “five minutes” for her.
Lie #5: No, I’m fine.
Pssht. Of course, she’s not fine. She’s just testing your mind-reading skills. Better hone them up, my friend, you’ll need it!
Lie #6: Oh, he’s just a friend
Okay, this one might be true. But it’s possible that she just doesn’t want to tell you they used to hook up before she met you, in case you get jealous.
Lie #7: No, I’m not jealous of your girlfriends
Haha, sure. She’s one hundred percent jealous of your girlfriends and just lying to save face. Especially if they’re really hot because she doesn’t want to seem insecure.
Lie #8: You don’t have to get me a gift on my birthday, it’s totally cool!
Seriously, if you fall for this one, you’re just a bad boyfriend. Of course, she’s going to say that, because she doesn’t want you to think she’s just there for your money. But secretly, she’s definitely longing for a nice gift from you. Unless she’s an alien… in that case she might be telling the truth.
Lie # 9: I don’t mind you checking other girls out
Yeah, right! You checking other girls out, to her, means that she’s just not good enough for you. She might pretend to be cool but honestly, she isn’t.
Lie #10: You can choose where to eat this time!
Of course, you can make suggestions; she’ll just keep shooting them down one by one until you choose what she wants. So much for it being your choice. But wait, you did come up with the place, so it must definitely count as your choice. Right? Right??
A pretty smart game, don’t you think?
There you have it, then. Surely, you must have heard at least a few of these from your girlfriend at some point in time. But all jokes aside, just let her be, because of these lies, though annoying, are generally harmless. So here’s hoping that you have a great relationship!
Source: http://www.feedagreed.com/common-lies-all-girls-tell-their-boyfriends/
Not indicating that the content you copy/paste is not your original work could be seen as plagiarism.
These are some tips on how to share content and add value:
Repeated plagiarized posts are considered spam. Spam is discouraged by the community, and may result in action from the cheetah bot.
Creative Commons: If you are posting content under a Creative Commons license, please attribute and link according to the specific license. If you are posting content under CC0 or Public Domain please consider noting that at the end of your post.
If you are actually the original author, please do reply to let us know!
Thank You!
More Info: Abuse Guide - 2017.
it's true))