Hey guys. Its time for the the 5th giveaway of this year😊
The rules are very simple.
All i want you to do is post a funny joke in a comment.😊
In 3 hours I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who posted the funniest jokes.😊
Good Luck.
Hey guys. Its time for the the 5th giveaway of this year😊
The rules are very simple.
All i want you to do is post a funny joke in a comment.😊
In 3 hours I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who posted the funniest jokes.😊
Good Luck.
macbaren for crypto president!
Thanks J
Yeaaaa that sounds good to me :)
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Only in math problems you can buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".
Me : I will give $10 million to the person who fulfill my wish
Macbaren : What is the wish ?
Me : I want $20 million .
Cant wait for steem to surpass 20$ so I can go buy a house :D ( I won't be selling the steem though ) HODL!
Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "Weeeeeooooouuuhhhh." The next whale says, "Shut up, Steve. You're drunk."
Punctual people have nothing better to do other than waiting for other to come. :)
One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.
What do you do when you break your toe?
This is my mom's joke and she told it all the time with either answer and laughed every time. Now it is my favorite joke for her.
My 5 year old son made this one up this morning :-)
what do pirate parrots do??
Squawk the Plank!
One day a prostitute died and everybody was confused because they didn't know the words they'll write on her grave stone.
At last, a drunk man came up with some words, at last, this woman will have to sleep alone.
i f you cast a glance on the sky,
and
bird shit on your face,
dont be angry ,
dont cry,
just thank god,
cows doesnt fly...................
If someone calls you "ugly" have a good comeback and say "excuse me, I am not a mirror".
i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
My boss told me have a good day,
So I went home.
Carry on
If someone ever looks at you and judges you for eating lots of yummy food, just eat them too! XD