5th Giveaway: I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who post a funny comment😊

in #giveaway • 7 years ago

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Hey guys. Its time for the the 5th giveaway of this year😊

The rules are very simple.

All i want you to do is post a funny joke in a comment.😊

In 3 hours I will give 0.10$ upvote to 15 people who posted the funniest jokes.😊

Good Luck.

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macbaren for crypto president!
Thanks J

Yeaaaa that sounds good to me :)

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Only in math problems you can buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption".

Me : I will give $10 million to the person who fulfill my wish
Macbaren : What is the wish ?
Me : I want $20 million .

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Cant wait for steem to surpass 20$ so I can go buy a house :D ( I won't be selling the steem though ) HODL!

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "Weeeeeooooouuuhhhh." The next whale says, "Shut up, Steve. You're drunk."

Punctual people have nothing better to do other than waiting for other to come. :)

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.

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What do you do when you break your toe?

  1. Call a tow truck.
  2. Do a toe dance.

This is my mom's joke and she told it all the time with either answer and laughed every time. Now it is my favorite joke for her.

My 5 year old son made this one up this morning :-)

what do pirate parrots do??

Squawk the Plank!

One day a prostitute died and everybody was confused because they didn't know the words they'll write on her grave stone.

At last, a drunk man came up with some words, at last, this woman will have to sleep alone.

i f you cast a glance on the sky,
and
bird shit on your face,
dont be angry ,
dont cry,
just thank god,
cows doesnt fly...................

If someone calls you "ugly" have a good comeback and say "excuse me, I am not a mirror".

i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

My boss told me have a good day,
So I went home.

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Carry on

If someone ever looks at you and judges you for eating lots of yummy food, just eat them too! XD