Gladiator II revisits the same city of ancient Rome, set 16 years after the original classic. The film mirrors all of the themes from its predecessor: loss, revenge, and redemption. Unfortunately, the movie failed completely at attempting new dynamics, particularly through a novelty standout actor (Denzel) among a cast of unknowns and laughable, historically inaccurate grander action sequences.
It seems as though the creators were banking on the terrible writing, character development, and pacing to be carried by it’s spectacle and reigniting fans of the original. It absolutely failed to match the emotional depth of the original.
Storyline (2/5): The plot revisits familiar territory from the first film but feels uninspired and overly reliant on formulaic beats. Lucius’ journey of revenge parallels Maximus’ arc from Gladiator without adding much originality. The emotional core feels rushed, with limited character depth, making it difficult to fully connect with the protagonist or the stakes at hand. The pacing was abrupt and left me feeling as if all these seismic events happened in the span of a week.
Action (2/5): Despite the promise of larger-than-life battles, the execution lacks the visceral intensity that made the original so memorable. Scenes like the opening naval siege battle and the flooded Colosseum naval fight are visually striking in the trailer but verge on the absurd, and the overall choreography feels more chaotic than thrilling. While the spectacle is there, the heart of the action often feels hollow.
Acting (3/5): The performances provide a glimmer of hope. Denzel Washington delivers a standout portrayal of Macrinus, bringing charisma and complexity to the role. However, Paul Mescal’s Lucius struggles to captivate as the central character, and the twin emperors lack the menace to rival Joaquin Phoenix’s Commodus in the original. They come across as exaggerated and overly theatrical, undermining their roles as credible antagonists. Their campy and cartoonish portrayal feels out of place. Their antics often verge on unintentional comedy, which detracts from the stakes of the story and makes them difficult to take seriously. The supporting actors like Pedro Pascal and Connie Nielsen provide competent contributions of seasoned actors, but nothing of note.
Script/Dialogue (2/5): The script is another weak link. The dialogue often feels stilted, lacking the gravitas and poetic resonance that elevated the original. Key moments fail to leave a lasting impact, making the characters’ motivations and relationships feel shallow. It reminded me of what I’d hear some high school kids in the backyard pretending to be gladiators would say.
Final Thoughts: While the movie had ambitious visuals and strong acting moments, its underwhelming story and lackluster action sequences fail to live up to the legacy of the original. For those seeking pure spectacle, it may entertain but for fans of the 2000 classic, this sequel is likely to disappoint. What we do in life echoes through eternity and this one will forever echo fart noises. Waste of 2.5 hours for me. Honestly made me not want to watch the first one because of how terrible the second one was.
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