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My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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why you say that ? 🚽 you nice face seem too get of obtain that dark things .. babe . would you like ? 🛁

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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