This account has a very strange history that no longer reflects who I am.
I may never use this account again.
If I am posting something in the future, I'm likely to use a new account instead of continuing to use this old one.
I won't tell you my future username so that you can't claim it before me in advance.
And if, by chance, you happened to claim that username without knowing, I can course-correct and claim a different username instead.
