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It's February 10th where I am - and I'm just as ignorant as ever :(

At least you know what day it is.

Obviously I have help:

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What is that? Some kind of time machine?

It's a clock (for your old age)

That's something to look forward to then. I enjoy Thursday afternoons.

But a lifetime of nothing but Thursday afternoons? R U sure you are ready for that?