living inside your office coffee machine
At first I laughed out loud, and then after some more thought I think you're right... That's crazy, but not unlikely in the near future...
In a way, we can already see this happening on a small scale outside crypto. There was an experiment by a tech firm (the name escapes me) who took a selfdriving car and connected it to Uber. They also gave the car its own bank account to collect earnings and buy fuel. It's a totally automomous robot - and the experiment only ended when the car broke down.