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It was the only surface readily available that would fit the phone and the clamp.

Don't be hatin' just cuz ... "Yo Hood Ain't Hood Enough". ;)

I'm not from the hood, I'm from the mountains, single white male leaving blood fountains.

I'm white and pasty but don't be hasty, I kill bears with knives (mmmm tasty)

Don't be hatin' just cuz 'Yo Hood Aint Wild Enough.'