Be safe out there today, you filthy, fucking sweethearts. I was gonna do an actual post for Halloween, but adjusting to my new CPAP machine has left me feeling like someone tried to assault me with a Moby Huge dildo. So, instead, enjoy this wonderful shitpost. And, don't forget the biggest rules of Covidween! (As brought to you by my buddy, Danny, who made me this spiffy leather tag, probably because he thought he'd have to old yeller my ass this year.)
