The day has come and this day will be remembered forever and immutably as the day I, @tarazkp, finally claimed my destined place on the blockchain as, The Greatest Hand That Ever Steemed.
This is for @soundwavesphoton's handjob #handmodel competition with STEEM prize up for "grabs" - It is always good to have a pun or two on hand, and that one was finger-licking good.
Since I could hold a spoon, I have always dreamed of taking my hands pro, but have never had the opportunity to showcase my skills on the global stage. Finally, Steem is giving me the chance to place my fingers into all four corners of the world and see if I can find the sweet spot - for once.
I call this piece:
Fondle.
As you can see, I have obviously got a lot of experience using my hands and I am not afraid to go out on a glittery limb. I am not sure if I need to tag this NSFW, but will risk leaving it off as this is high-end art, not smut.
I didn't want to overpower the work by baring all and opted to leave it up to the imagination of the viewer to fill in the deeper shadows. I hid the palm completely, as I am not that kind of hand model. And as you can see, I have chosen to appeal to a niche audience and use my strong, yet tender grip on a set of golden balls to entice the crypto whales.
After thumbing through the other entries, I am pretty sure that due to the quality of work I offer, I am going to win hands down. Although, the rawness and pain depicted in @soyrosa's brave but ultimately lacking attempt was worthy of the a clap.
In my few short minutes as a professional hand model, I have learned that it is all about mindset - if you can't carry confidence, you can't expect to carry the weight of responsibility that comes with giving the whole hand. Some go in dragging their knuckles, but unless willing to make a fist and go wrist deep, it is impossible to become a legend in the industry.
I think you and all of Steem will agree - There can be only one Best hand model of Steem and the results are already as clear as balls.
Taraz
[ a Steem original ]
Oh right, we add a little Bokeh and go for the 'sex sells' method (sooo 2018) and we call ourselves a winner?
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Nice try though, maybe I'll send you one STEEM for effort once I received the big price.
Sex is Timeless, like a little black dress.
I think I will turn the prize away when I win it, just because I can (and I added 10 to the pot).
Damn, you definitely beat me on the 'being awesome' category :D
Was there ever a question? ;*
No, not really, just that until now I could still lie about it to myself ;*
😂
Such weathered leathery beasts, a proud Victor I bet! :0D
Chicks dig em.
!BEER
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BEER.Hey @meesterboom, here is a little bit of
BEERfrom @eii for you. Enjoy it!You'll most likely also win the most modest hand model. ;D
Well, that goes without saying.
Great entry! I love the implicit bribe as well haha.
All in for a bit of fun and hopefully you get heaps of entries.
All in for a bit
Of fun and hopefully you
Get heaps of entries.
- tarazkp
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You have impressed my older son who is the pun master in this house XD
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