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1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
   "Ask Jesus about Judas"
2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys.
   "Think she definitely has a boyfriend"
3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
   WhatsApp message and threatens to kill you.
   "If you do not send it to 20 people"
4. No matter how light skinned you are.
   "Your shadow will always be black"
5. Gaining weight while you owe me money.
   "Is a sign of disrespect"
6. The distance between Egypt and Israe is about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40 years to complete their journey.
   "On average each day they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres, almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just wish if moses was around to explain this Laziness"
7. The reason why some other guys treats you better than your boyfriend.
   "Is because they haven't slept with you yet"
8. Some ladies will be matching purses with
   clothes.
   "But cannot match babies to their real Daddies"
9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
   carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
   waiting for a billionaire to marry you?
   "I will not say anything"
10. No African girl will choose six packs over
    six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
    work.
    "FACT"
11. If the government would ban women from
    using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise.
    "Their mothers"
12. The only person a woman attentively
    listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
    as he say is a.
    "PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a
    photographer, sit down and be strong"
13. You haven't moved on if you still remember
    your Ex's phone number.
    "I'm not gonna argue with you"
14. Slim girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
    you want to lose again?
    "Your life? "
15. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
    "Ask Jesus about Judas"
16. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys.
    "Think she definitely has a boyfriend"
17. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
    WhatsApp message and threatens to kill you.
    "If you do not send it to 20 people"
18. No matter how light skinned you are.
    "Your shadow will always be black"
19. Gaining weight while you owe me money.
    "Is a sign of disrespect"
20. The distance between Egypt and Israe is about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40 years to complete their journey.
    "On average each day they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres, almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just wish if moses was around to explain this Laziness"
21. The reason why some other guys treats you better than your boyfriend.
    "Is because they haven't slept with you yet"
22. Some ladies will be matching purses with
    clothes.
    "But cannot match babies to their real Daddies"
23. MARY was a virgin and she married a
    carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
    waiting for a billionaire to marry you?
    "I will not say anything"
24. No African girl will choose six packs over
    six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
    work.
    "FACT"
25. If the government would ban women from
    using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise.
    "Their mothers"
26. The only person a woman attentively
    listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
    as he say is a.
    "PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a
    photographer, sit down and be strong"
27. You haven't moved on if you still remember
    your Ex's phone number.
    "I'm not gonna argue with you"
28. Slim girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
    you want to lose again?
    "Your life? "