Scientific studies show when you precede an article with the phrase "scientific studies show"_______.
People believe you.
This is not entirely surprising to me. Just as I have observed people who drink and then quit seem to have a different look and persona to them.
As was stated further up in the comments you literally are drinking poison.
I haven't drank any alcohol in about 17 years (although I drank insane amounts before I decided to quit)
I guess the short of it is I feel maybe a bit better about totally abstaining from the dummy juice.
Good article as usual.