Do you have Polio? Find out with this quick and easy test!
For every question that you answer “yes” to, give yourself 1 point. For every question you answer “no” to, don’t give yourself any points. Look at the answer key to determine if you have polio!
1)Do you experience fevers, sore throats, vomiting, or fatigue?
2)Do you have muscle atrophy that could be indicative of a death-inducing viral infection?
3)Have you ever experienced paralysis or death after travelling to a third world country?
Answer key:
0 points: Congratulations! You don’t have polio!
1 point: Congratulations! You probably don’t have polio! Unless you said “yes” to question 3. In that case, you probably have polio.
2 points: Congratulations! You might have polio!
3 points: Congratulations! You have polio!
I don't know if the three points is really a congratulations type situation...
I'm just trying to lessen the blow of catastrophic news
OMG! I definitely have polio!