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Fun Fact: In the Japanese release of Contra the characters were changed into robots because it was considered too violent to have humans killing all those bad guys. Also, I agonized over not putting the contra code bit into my blog because I was worried people wouldn't get it. Then I remembered that I don't give a fuck about anything so I left it. Just having you, out of everyone, get it totally made it worth it.

P.S. Fuck other players who jump too fast on the waterfall level. I've seen friendships end over that shit.

No, I don't want a fucking lazer😬 People who don't know the Konami code shouldn't be.

Because It's all about that spread, bout that spread, bout that spread, no lazers.