Next time put a explosive on the deer before u attempt to kiss. That would work better. ;)
lol. Jokes apart, a good article. East India Company was here in my country too, earlier in 1800s.
the Coromandel coast (known as The Coast) on the East, Bengal in the north and Ceylon in the south.
Im here at the "Bengal" region. Waiting for a hog to arrive! xD