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Only if I could make it out of rooster!

what the?? don't tell me you're another homesteader?

I'm not a homesteader, but I know some people who have roosters that are annoying me right now. I wouldn't actually make anything out of rooster... although, chicken is delicious. I wonder if the roosters are annoying me because they know I had chicken for dinner. Hmm....

roosters can be very smart in that way.

I'd like to my my tongue smart by putting some hot sauce on that rooster and eating it.

haha! me too actually!